[cemeterything]

why does doing things always become so much more appealing when i don't have the time to do them

[cemeterything]

me all day: i'm so bored :/ i literally have nothing to do

me at 1am when i have to be up at 6: what a GREAT time to watch this 2 hour youtube documentary about cryptids while baking brownies and texting 3 different group chats at once

[newyorkcitysubway]

*spends a whole minute deciding whether to write u or you*

[ernoticon]

*hits you with car* “sorry”

[baynipz]

*gets hit by a car* “sorry”

Anonymous asked:

What's your favorite anime??

meanplastic answered:

I’m a christian

[dankmemeuniversity]

[beardyboywonder]

every gamer’s reaction upon finding a blood-covered room: well that’s not good

[honeystopthecar]

I am pretty sure that is not exclusive just to gamers.

[lvthored]

#no context needed

[captainsnoop]

i wish i could have been alive when gods would regularly come down from the heavens and fuck the brains out of mortals for no reason other than they felt like it 

[het-fekat]

Bold of you to assume that’s not still happening

[biglawbear]

Well bitch it ain’t happening to me

[umbronydraws]

you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you bETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅

[mediokurrr]